BOO!

Happy Halloween,  and good luck with all of that candy sitting in your house, btw. For me – I am going down hard, as I always do – clutching a fistful of Reese’s Peanut butter cups while visualizing myself on the elliptical!

As for my day – so far – filled with the most adorable visions of Halloween parades (remember people – we are talking four kids in four schools) and one major and scary blur of suburban women dressed (loud and proud) as total sluts.

WHY? Pamela Anderson (really, you had to spray yourself into an orange colored ho bag?), Fish-net stocking woman, Giant Cleavage woman? IT IS NOT EVEN NOON!!!!!!!!!! I need to reach out to my friend Pamela Paul, author of Pornified to get some clarity on this issue. Or maybe not. Maybe I will just take great pride in the fact that today (and only today) I am not the most embarrassing Mom on the block.

A Happy, Spooky and Sugar Filled Pagan Holiday to you all! May commercialism reign and slutty Moms (just a costume, right?) be the order of the day!

I will be back on Bump and Baby come Monday….